• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

-Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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rad-king:

This means so much to me

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck any more

-Helena Bonham Carter (via blackbruise)

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