kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

(via fangirlwithcamz)

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via fangirlwithcamz)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via fangirlwithcamz)

  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

(via shaymitchell)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via sniffing)

lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(Source: instantlys, via perks-of-being-chinese)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via one-day-to-a-new-beginning)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via one-day-to-a-new-beginning)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via one-day-to-a-new-beginning)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*