guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via 5h-perfection)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via pizza)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(Source: punsatisfying, via perks-of-being-chinese)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via perks-of-being-chinese)

beauxbatons:

vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

(via cumfort)

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

(via pizza)

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(Source: asian, via jaureguismiles)

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

(Source: princechihiro, via jaureguismiles)

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via 5h-perfection)

chillingbythefirewhileweeating:

swag:

on you

fondue

(via cumfort)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via cumfort)